I heard on a podcast a guy describe how he smoked blueberry custard flavored vape for 10 years and then quit and now every time he gets sick his phlegm tastes like blueberry custard

Thank god I don't vape.

****ing earthquakes dude.

I imagine that that'd be like throwing a hot dog down a fault line

Just lay down on the ground with your dick in a hole and wait.

Puerto Rico making them plates clap

Picturing Gaia from Captain Planet twerking

The doggy has a toy she carries around with her and she hid it in the couch so when I went to lay down she freaked out and started biting at my face. I think she wants puppies and it's adorable.

Sleep on it for a day or two before you do anything unsavory please.

Pics?