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OccultHawk 05-05-2020 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2116180)
From the party that fake-worries incessantly about dead Democrats voting,
we get a $1200 check today made out to my dead mother-in-law -
even with the abbreviation "decd" after her name.
Weird

Sorry about your mother in law even if it’s that really old news or whatever

jwb 05-05-2020 02:12 PM
Animal control just brought in a dog with 6 legs

OccultHawk 05-05-2020 02:15 PM
He’ll probably get 1.5 Trump Checks before I get mine

The Batlord 05-05-2020 02:15 PM
Are you sure it's not just a big roach on a leash?

OccultHawk 05-05-2020 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2116204)
Are you sure it's not just a big roach on a leash?
You ain’t lyin those flyin German Nazis

jwb 05-05-2020 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2116204)
Are you sure it's not just a big roach on a leash?
lemme go spray some raid on it and find out

The Batlord 05-05-2020 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2116206)
You ain’t lyin those flyin German Nazis
You ain't lived till you've had a roach infestation and had to scan every square foot of any room you walked into to make sure they didn't surprise you and make you **** yourself.

jwb 05-05-2020 02:31 PM
I don't miss the giant flying ones they had in Florida.

The Batlord 05-05-2020 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2116209)
lemme go spray some raid on it and find out
Put some peanut butter on your dick and see if it licks it or just nibbles.

OccultHawk 05-05-2020 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2116210)
You ain't lived till you've had a roach infestation and had to scan every square foot of any room you walked into to make sure they didn't surprise you and make you **** yourself.
Those really big ones don’t like to live indoors. They just end up in there wandering about.

It’s the small ones that ruin your ****ing life. Infest your appliances and ****.


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