I actually thought it was Colby or something

I was wondering what non-country white trash would name their kid and Colby is a pretty good answer.

"My name is Colby Bryan...and I'm gonna be the world's best basketball player."

Bryant. Jesus Christ.

It was intentional you dunce.

Call him autistic.

Don't call him collect.

...

I'll just boomer myself out a window now.

Nicknamed The Black Gumbo

Lucem posted once that his name is like Kobe but with an L. So I think it must be Lobe.

I'm thinking Koblé