That’s good because all youd find is pictures of her hanging out with whoever’s ding dong she’s sucking now.

I don’t get why others are so against you checking in on her if you want to **** her again. Since when is the occasional hook up with an ex such a big deal?

I think you're just backing him to defend by association your own creepy psychotic murder fantasy stalking.

Shrug

Yes I want to hurt people I hate

That’s why it’s called hate

I've wanted to shove my work nemesis' face into the fryer but it's never even occurred to me track all her life's details down on Facebook. You can have an unhealthy amount of hate in your heart but god damn imagine all the people who probably hate you and if they'd done the same ****. Would you still be alive? How many people would be stealing your identity as we speak?

Drive-thru line wrapped around the store for hours.

Customer: Can I get all my food fresh?

Customer: Can I get seven number ones? One with no tomatoes and two with no onions?

Me:

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*nods*

They have that move where immediately after handing them their food they take one fry out and eat it to make sure it's hot.

Half the time we just dunk old fries back in the fryer for thirty seconds anyway to reheat them and wash off the salt so you're still getting old fries. And why would you want fresh hot fries anyway? They have no taste other than burning grease. Give me fries with a bit of sogginess to them.

I cant imagine the requests fast food workers get around here. At the coffee shop I had these libs that would INSIST I microwave their eggs in a glass bowl and NOT the plastic microwavable egg container we typically used. Because plastic bad but science ovens ok.

Bro do people come into 7/11 and demand fresh food? I know it has to happen but I'm just imagining the guy behind that person who just wants gas immediately choking the life out of them before you even get the chance.

One of my greatest joys at BK was when they finally started telling customers that no we don't do scrambled eggs. It's not particularly time consuming to put a couple square egg patties in a box and punch them a few times but it was immensely irritating when I'd get that demand once or twice a day. Just order off the ****ing menu, you ****, this isn't a real restaurant and you can shove your side of bacon up your ass as well.