Say no to the blow.

Yeah as far as I'm concerned you're both LL Bean gays.

When you're on the plane see if you can fire a harpoon gun in the direction of Virginia so I can tag along.

Is that insecurity, narcissism, both, or what?

Office of the Registrar

Just go to UT you’re in Austin ffs

Go in debt - **** it

Nothing matters, right?

Nah **** that, asking directions feels like stripping naked, tying a porkchop to your junk, and then kicking a hyena in the face.

Little bit of social anxiety thrown in there for good measure.

Elphenor how many times have you noticed said goofs looking for an office? Exactly, nobody cares about it.

That's really really impractical, but will do.

I think me and a fellow douchebag at work half-convinced a guy with monochromatic color blindness that Asian people blush blue.

You can carry me if you want.

Man if I've been self-isolating at home for long enough just making eye contact in public is torture.

Get ready to grab the line at about 10:38 PM EST.

Hopefully you won't be as drunk as I will.

Imma just attach it to the wing before we leave Denver. You should probably bring gloves.