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OccultHawk 05-20-2020 05:57 PM
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In 2011, Kelly Gneiting, a 430-pound sumo wrestler and longhaul truck driver, entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the heaviest person to ever finish a marathon, finishing the Los Angeles Marathon in 11 hours, 52 minutes, and 11 seconds.
Hmmm

WWWP 05-20-2020 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2119076)
Hmmm
wow the actual thing i found when I googled was a 161 lb blacksmith in the boston marathon

The Batlord 05-20-2020 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2119079)
wow the actual thing i found when I googled was a 161 lb blacksmith in the boston marathon
Blown to the finish line?

OccultHawk 05-20-2020 06:01 PM
Google algorithm knows I like big

YorkeDaddy 05-20-2020 06:26 PM
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In 2011, Kelly Gneiting, a 430-pound sumo wrestler and longhaul truck driver, entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the heaviest person to ever finish a marathon, finishing the Los Angeles Marathon in 11 hours, 52 minutes, and 11 seconds.
****in damn! What an interesting person. Sumo wrestles, drives trucks, completed a marathon. Half of MusicBanter would kill to be half that cool

Neapolitan 05-20-2020 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 2119090)
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In 2011, Kelly Gneiting, a 430-pound sumo wrestler and longhaul truck driver, entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the heaviest person to ever finish a marathon, finishing the Los Angeles Marathon in 11 hours, 52 minutes, and 11 seconds.
The OCD part of me wished he paced himself and came in at exactly twelve hours. He could have gasped for air for forty-nine seconds but no he had to push himself to the finish line asap.

OccultHawk 05-21-2020 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2119159)
my step grandpa is having cognitive decline which is such a shame because he's a wicked smart guy

we're given things just to have them taken away aren't we
Yes. Getting old is frustrating as hell. And of course ultimately we all lose it all. No happy endings.

Plankton 05-21-2020 06:37 AM
Well, bring him on out. I can show him the places where all the cool old guys hang.

OccultHawk 05-21-2020 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2119175)
Well, bring him on out. I can show him the places where all the cool old guys hang.
He might still be able to get an erection. In which case you’ll probably have to split up for a while.

I know I’m not funny anymore but my doctor said to keep trying.

Plankton 05-21-2020 07:01 AM
Was that after it lasted more than 4 hours?


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