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Key 06-26-2020 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2124083)
When I go on dates I'll stand on a raisin instead.

This joke is really grape.

Lucem Ferre 06-26-2020 10:59 AM

You know, I tend to get violated by women far more than I violate women in retrospect.

Not dismissing the fears cause I'm not stupid and I know men are ****ing gross.

Just a weird thing.

jwb 06-26-2020 11:08 AM

I used to wander around at night a lot when I was younger. Had strangers offer me rides and would take them up on it. One guy offered me $200 and some coke to watch me jerk off.

Frownland 06-26-2020 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2124116)
I used to wander around at night a lot when I was younger. Had strangers offer me rides and would take them up on it. One guy offered me $200 and some coke to watch me jerk off.

That qualifies as a good date in the Hawkbook.

OccultHawk 06-26-2020 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2124121)
That qualifies as a good date in the Hawkbook.

Good? That’s fantastic!

Lucem Ferre 06-26-2020 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2124122)
Good? That’s fantastic!

Don't let them know that. Pretend it's actually a great burden and you might be able to drive that price up.

jwb 06-26-2020 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2124123)
Don't let them know that. Pretend it's actually a great burden and you might be able to drive that price up.

I actually said no cause I was creeped out. Then like a year later I let a guy blow me for $160. Pretended to be straight like you say. Makes it more of a conquest I guess.

goldendoodle 06-26-2020 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie (Post 2124106)
I had to look that up, do you mean this one?
“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night...”
I should get into Sylvia Plath more, I've only read a few of her poems but they mean a lot to me and I think of them very often. I want to recite Daddy for the voice thread once the next rainy day comes around

Yes, that's the one! (And you should definitely recite Daddy.)
In the past I'd often go for long walks at night anyway despite my fears and I'd always get propositioned at some point, or followed by some leering man in a pickup truck with a snaggletooth (pretty much always someone who looked like they jumped out of a david lynch film)-- always something.

Raime 06-26-2020 03:11 PM

I bet ya'll were never propositioned to give head to a fat dude on a scooter outside a gas station. I sure as **** have. I was also 16 at the time too.

Exo 06-26-2020 03:14 PM

A gay fifty year old man named Steven once asked my friend and I to come home with him and give him the ol' "Eiffel Tower". We politely declined and he stayed and got drunk with us. He was most likely just hangin' around to see if us being drunk would change our minds. Once he felt that train left the station, he moved on to better prospects. I hope he got his wish. This was in San Francisco.


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