Jesus. A week? I'm in my mid-20s and I sometimes get these terrible pains from sleeping in a bad position. At their worst, they cause terrible pain for a day, but no longer. You're telling me that in the future, they'll go on for a whole week?

Life is hell.

If things break the wrong way and you end up with the wrong job chronic back knee and wrist pain will be constant for decades.

Did you wear shorts when you swam?

Black jeans obvs

I can believe it. I'm laughing to myself now.

Maybe not a whole week but a few days definitely.

It's a good day when I don't wake up in pain somewhere. Last year I pulled a groin muscle while using my knee to steer as I opened a bag of nuts while driving down the road. Yes, there's a joke in there somewhere, but that pain lasted 6 months. These days it's my elbows. It's always something.

You know a pulled my groin just last night. Felt so good I pulled it again.

I pulled a muscle in my leg recently breaking in a new toy lol

That reminds me. Sorry you never got to peg Chad.