Everyone being all Americans of course. :rolleyes: What did we ever do before 1776?
In the spirit of the rapidly-vanishing Christmas then...

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A hob!! Love it! I am only using that term from now on. It's only sensible.

There are a hell of a lot more Americans than British and Irish.

Bitches be slobbin my hob like it’s their ****ing job, nuance

That may not be true. Remember all the Brits and Irish who emigrated to there. Hell, you're part Irish (what part I have no idea; probably the one that controls drinking)... Anyway it's not just the UK and Ireland who call them hobs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hob_(hearth)

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If by bitches you mean your female dog who is actually two dogs in one then yes.

Ya gotta grab the hob by the knob and give it a good twist if ya wanna make it hawt!

Hob, not knob! :laughing: Mind you don't get them mixed up the other way: hot cooking oil on your... well, just think about it. Actually, don't. I'm crossing my legs now. :yikes:

And none of them say hob. It's not a thing here so you're outvoted.

Who has the time to wait for a tea kettle to boil when you can flip the electric kettle on and have boiling water in 30 seconds?

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