No need to add cruelty into the mix! :yikes:

They have to chug it before they leave.

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How is Slurpee not slang for a blowjob?

The real question is how tf did Blowjob get to be the go-to? There's no blowing.

Bc it blows your mind

There were a few, yes... iirc.

Time for me to trot out the old joke:

Guy walks into the pub. "I just had my first blow job."
Everyone congratulates him, crowding round (for some reason; don't blame me, I didn't make up the joke) barman says "Here, have a pint on the house!"
Guy looks doubtful. "Gonna take more than a pint to take the taste away!"
:shycouch:

To add to this, people also say that they suck dick, and personally I do not at all enjoy the feeling of having it actually sucked on, so uh...yeah. I don’t know why that’s a thing.

I think suckjob sounds too degrading so they called it blowjob instead to trick women into doing it

wtf?

You suck lol