#teamnosuck

Suck or no suck can you all just lick my balls?

See like I was trying to tell you, magical things happen when you know when where and how to use dat tongue

wow you totally disproved my petty side jab with logic. good work detective. i'm sure you're actually great at sex. :clap::bonkhead:

going back to the start of this discussion... "slurpee"... what do you retards think makes the slurping sound in the first place? couldn't possibly be suction could it???

no one makes "slurpee" sounds while they're giving head unless they're trying way too hard to imitate something they saw on pornhub or some ****.

If they are doing a good job they make some noise, especially coming up off the tip

Give it up already son, BJs involve sucking and that's that. You already resorted to sucking off multiple men just to try to prove me wrong so I've already won this one.

Bad ones*

You must have the most boring sex damn

I’ve slurped on men and women both and commonly make some amount of noise, but no has ever complained. Quite the opposite. But hey, if your wife thinks you’re good at ****ing then Godspeed, I’d just argue she should have tried out more dick before settling on yourself.

When you claim you're bi, is that just so that people won't hold you accountable for this type of latent homophobic shit?