I'm getting high on a grassy hill during my break at work

Now that could be taken two ways...

Pharmacologically

Did you kill Kennedy?

I wish

I suspected as much. Hi, high when high, hi? ;)

I just woke up

Do you think a shepherd ever goes up to his flock early in the morning and says "Wake up, sheeple!"?

If one more person in my shop tells me about Mercury being in f*cking retrograde, I'm going to bicycle kick their ass into the wall.