How did you manage that? Did it fall out of your pocket when crossing a road?

I woke up at 8:40 AM after about 6 hours of sleep because I had to go to my swimming class. I have to look forward to the same thing tomorrow.

Today I watched The Dark Knight, finally came across a computer with an internet connection (hence my posting here) and finished reading The Kite Runner. Overall it's been a good day, but I need to catch up with you all. It's been awhile. :\

Who the hell are you?

I was wondering when you would show your face. :)
I'm Dave, and I'm an alcoholic.

Fell out of my pocket on my bike, didn't realise and went back just in time to see a van swerve onto it :(

My medicine is not working today (haloperidol) stupid ****ing doctor.

Did you cry? Or scream 'NOOOOOOOO!' when it happened?

Like you when you figured out your "penis" was actually a va-jay-jay?

I awkwardly shrugged to a passer by as i rushed into the road to retrive a bent piece of plastic.
I wept at home of course.