Hopefully that one only listens to the first four albums.

She's only allowed the black album for now. Enter Sandman is a favorite.
Her further education starts when she turns 3.

Acceptable

You mean a shillelagh?

Bro hit her with the Ramones. Kids would love the Ramones. Don't let her become a dad rocker.

^high gothic church

And if she like the Ramones you can just play all their early albums back to back and won't have to play the same song over and over cause you're already playing the same song over and over!

but the same song in endless brilliant, inventive variations <3

The Ramones are dad rock.

Dads rejected the Ramones. You don't get to appropriate them now just cause you liked that "Blitzkrieg Bop" car commercial.