Congrats Exo! When's the wedding? And where did you propose?

It's not that bad. Well, then again, I don't know what it's like where you're living but in the USA it's not that bad.

Dunno, every relationship begins differently but I’ve had quite a few of those (including one that resulted in a child I had zero interest in having). Often it has something to do with the lucky young lady digging/getting my sense of humor, which is clearly not the case here (the Serious Centrist caricature is not me, it’s the thing I hate the most)!

I'm rarely as annoying IRL as I am here though.

Also: women are insecure and desperate for compliments. If you can work with that you'll be fine.

Charming

indeed
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@jadis in writing the line between your caricatures and sincere posts is thin, but it's also just me being a bit of an autist

Takes all sorts to make a world!

it truly does. Without people like me, sarcasm wouldn't be half as fun

Location: dont ask



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Which is why I’m pro VHEM

Some great news for a change. So happy for both of you! Congratulations!

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Thanks everybody. I'm busy at work but I need a five minute break so I'll give some deets.

Sunday was her birthday and we have a new tradition of going out to Montauk, NY, which is at the far end of Long Island for it. On our very first date something told me to take a keepsake so I took a matchbook from the bar we met at. I put the ring in that matchbook and gave it to her at a spot we would watch the sun set. It wasn't QUITE sunset yet as the timing that day wasn't right but it was golden hour and beautiful and she cried for an hour lol.

Feels weird and normal at the same time which I think is the right thing to feel. Wedding will be in the next year or so and it's gunna be low key and not f*cking lame like so many are.

Thanks again for all the congrats. You guys, believe or not, are a big part of my life so it means a lot to tell you remaining few about something this important.