Detroit is losing 2-0.


I knew this would happen. I just knew it.



I hate my life.

So I'm about to hook up with this chick, who is a foot away from me right now, and we're both drunk as **** and we're making out on my bed and about to do the nasty and i get up to take a piss and when I come back my bed is covered in throw up...

If anyone can come up with a bigger fail than that you deserve a handshake...

fml

peace.

So I'm about to hook up with this chick, who is a foot away from me right now, and we're both drunk as **** and we're making out on my bed and about to do the nasty and i get up to take a piss and when I come back my bed is covered in throw up...

If anyone can come up with a bigger fail than that you deserve a handshake...

fml

peace.

It went from good to complete shyte within 15 minutes of going to bed. I'm feeling homicidal.

so why are you on mb? put the sheets away, deal with them in the morning and get 'er done

At least it didn't happen while you were doing the nasty.

co-signed keep the train rolling

Not so big on the whole rape thing...

True, but at least that would be an excellent story to tell...

Woke up, checked Facebook, went on MSN, spoke to a few people. Listened to a few CDs, retuned my guitar.

I give today a solid 7 out of 10.

Just crawled from my bed due to having flu. Normally that wouldn't be newsworthy. However, when you live in the epicentre of the British swine flu pandemic it takes on a different importance. I was initially told I'd be confined to my room for 5 days, but I'm glad to say the test for swine flu was negative. I would seem that I only have the common or garden type of flu. :clap: