I like to order stuff online so sue me. I got it from Target.com actually. Plus I don't have to lift that heavy crap so far. I can have the UPS guy do it for me. Even though I did lift it up the stairs since I saw him struggling to get it across the street and up the initial set of stairs that we have outside. I took the second leg instead of forcing him to bring it up to the second floor for me.

You should have stood there eating an ice cream cone.

Dang missed opportunity!

So I've officially blown my speaker on my tablet. Now I have to wear headphones in order to listen to music off it. That or listen to music with an incredibly tinny sound. Yeah, shoot me before I do that.

I could also get a Bluetooth device.

At least you didn't blow it in your car.

I did.

And it sucks.

JTF: blew it in his car.

At least he didn't blow the speaker in an alley for $5.

I blew the speakers in my first two cars within weeks of having them, so far my current set is good though, but for how much longer, who knows.

I don't have speakers in my car. My ****** adds enough weight as is. So I just use my tablets speaker or a pair of headphones.

Today I found out I have no days off work next week. But I got the last laugh. After I clocked out I clogged the men's' room toilet and my manager had to clean it up. Batlord justice.

I didn't take that job at the soda company. They used fancy words to describe what was basically a carnie soda jerk position. Nah. I'm beyond that sh*t. Still made $150 bucks yesterday un-taxed so I got something out of it. Also, free air show.

Have to read through over 500 pages of depositions to spot for errors. Might as well just go buy a 7/11 Cherry Slurpee and chug it. The brain freeze is the same either way.

Is there any end in sight? This has been going on at least as long as you've been a member.

That's been the craziest aspect of it all. In movies it seems like these huge complex trials take only weeks. Bull****. Thing is the lawyers write the laws on how this stuff goes down. And they set it up in a way that it takes a long time so that they can charge tons of billable hours from their clients.

We have a tentative trial date set for the spring of 2017.

I think that my favorite thing on the internet is that a successful meme on The Art of Trolling may have a 5:1 upvote to downvote ratio, while any given meme on Lolcats has a 100:1 ratio. Cause even soulless trolls love cute kitties.

cats/kittens are so overrated online tbh i think most people online just pretend to find them cute/interesting.........

I don't pretend. I will say it outright. I hate cats. I like my dog.

omg i was at mcdonalds one time standing in line and a lady was there in front of me with two small dogs and one of them kept staring at me so i stared right back and it started barking so loud i jumped and hid behind my dad that was traumatizing

Why be frightened? It just wanted to use your balls as chew toys.

sexy

You really are a faggot.

x2

you don't understand it was barking SO loud, it definitly wanted to kill me

x3

I want to kill you too. But Allah can suck my nuts. Unless he's sexy.

wouldn't you want him to suck your nuts if hes sexy though? how does this make sense.....

If Allah is a chick with a dick then I'm good.

Fairly upset and mildly panicked. Our electric bill this month was $62 after just four damn days (i'm terrified to see the balance now). This apartment is normally $80 for the whole month. We have no clue what's causing such a massive spike. Electric company told us to put in a service request...maintenance guy came and told us to call electric company back to check the meters. We're just going in circles and I have no clue what to do. A $300 electric bill for the month would be financially crippling at this stage

If the electric bill is a result of faulty lights or something to do with that's out of your control, you could report it and possibly not have to pay such a high amount. The apartment I used to live in did that, where if the apartment was using out of date light bulbs, they wouldn't charge you extra until the apartment complex put in energy saving light bulbs which became a standard at that complex.

For my day:



I get to spend my Monday writing about why the Star Wars prequels are both worth watching and why they aren't worth watching. I love this job.

I knew someone a few years ago who had a leech tapping into their line to steal juice for a pot growing operation in the basement of the building they were in.

I'd let it slide if they gave me a bunch of the pot

We went out and did a meter reading and we are not using even close to the amount they're claiming so it'll get fixed hopefully

got rejected BY a GIRL TWICE TODAY !!!!!! **** YEAH !!!


First one was middle eastern and said she does not drink alcohol I was thinking in my head I can respect that but not even a Drop this is 2016 WTF that means u don't go to like half the buildings in the world Bars n ****

she barley listened to music didn't even know how or what a Vinyl was or how it works

I was like bitch wtf do u DO..???????? all day LOL

No. She rejected you? I refuse to believe it.

She spends her entire day sucking off dudes that don't drink and don't listen to music. Your loss homie

I had to go to a meeting last night that was a few towns over while sick with a fever because one of the guys in my group I can't trust.

He would completely throw me under the bus if I didn't show up. I also had to show up because group members at this meeting supported my effort for a rally that I put together last week Friday.

I just wanted to be in bed resting but I couldn't :(

I spent most of the meeting coughing and sweating bullets like crazy so hopefully that motherfucker gets sick.

My next article goes up in a few hours.

Congrats! I enjoyed reading the first one, and also didn't say this before but proud of ya for being on The Richest. Wasn't expecting a website that big when you first mentioned it but good for you.

Thank you man. My prison article went up today and my Star Wars article that I finished last night will be published tomorrow. I'm pretty excited!

TheRichest?? Isn't that the youtube channel that made a video called 'top 10 countries with the most attractive people' or something like that and they were all white people countries and then people got so pissed or something?