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Old 08-01-2013, 11:37 AM   #24621 (permalink)
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I've decided to never wear shoes again.



Except for when I need them.
I already do this...



you know what I thought about when I was stoned last night? The new GTA 5 and I actually compared it to thinking about space lmao.



The possibilities are endless man. Gonna be sooooo good.
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Old 08-01-2013, 08:16 PM   #24622 (permalink)
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So, my laptop stopped working today. I was able to get another laptop that my lady friend stopped using. I contact a repair guy about saving my files, he can do it but I need to buy a portable hard drive. So I head out to a few places to get the best deal I can. One of the places I stopped was Best Buy.

So as I pulled in to the local BB, there was another car that got to this particular parking space at the same time as I did, & I took it first. But a car right next to me was pulling out... So I get out of my car, as I'm walking in the other driver, a tattooed biker type, gives me the finger as says FUCK YOU BUDDY!...

So when I come back to my car (I ended up buying a portable HD at Staples), I pull out of that precious fucking parking place, the angry biker guy was still in his car, & I get the finger again... Gez dude, it's only a parking place & you got virtually the same spot about a minute later, fercryin'outloud...

Then on my way back home from my ladyfriend's place, I noticed that he left me a little note under my windshield wipers...





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Old 08-01-2013, 08:43 PM   #24623 (permalink)
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You should be like, "My innocent what?"
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Old 08-01-2013, 08:51 PM   #24624 (permalink)
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smeem i would watch out man, start carryin a weapon. reminds me of this guy the other day. admittedly i wasnt payin attention and always rear ended him at a stoplight but i didnt hit him. so he wiggles over to the right lane and stops and just stares me down and is like 'what!?! what!?!' tryin to be tough for his friend. i just stared him down through my shades and smirked like what u gonna do. he drove off, he didnt want none


feelin sick today but went to work for a half day then lounged then got huger at the gym then just chilled
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Old 08-01-2013, 09:35 PM   #24625 (permalink)
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So, my laptop stopped working today. I was able to get another laptop that my lady friend stopped using. I contact a repair guy about saving my files, he can do it but I need to buy a portable hard drive. So I head out to a few places to get the best deal I can. One of the places I stopped was Best Buy.

So as I pulled in to the local BB, there was another car that got to this particular parking space at the same time as I did, & I took it first. But a car right next to me was pulling out... So I get out of my car, as I'm walking in the other driver, a tattooed biker type, gives me the finger as says FUCK YOU BUDDY!...

So when I come back to my car (I ended up buying a portable HD at Staples), I pull out of that precious fucking parking place, the angry biker guy was still in his car, & I get the finger again... Gez dude, it's only a parking place & you got virtually the same spot about a minute later, fercryin'outloud...

Then on my way back home from my ladyfriend's place, I noticed that he left me a little note under my windshield wipers...





That reminds me of when I was in high school and I was dating a guy who had a jealous ex girlfriend who somehow gets my number and threatens to give me the bash if I didn't stop dating him. I told her where to meet me and the girl never showed up ahahaha.
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:13 AM   #24626 (permalink)
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So, my laptop stopped working today. I was able to get another laptop that my lady friend stopped using. I contact a repair guy about saving my files, he can do it but I need to buy a portable hard drive. So I head out to a few places to get the best deal I can. One of the places I stopped was Best Buy.

So as I pulled in to the local BB, there was another car that got to this particular parking space at the same time as I did, & I took it first. But a car right next to me was pulling out... So I get out of my car, as I'm walking in the other driver, a tattooed biker type, gives me the finger as says FUCK YOU BUDDY!...

So when I come back to my car (I ended up buying a portable HD at Staples), I pull out of that precious fucking parking place, the angry biker guy was still in his car, & I get the finger again... Gez dude, it's only a parking place & you got virtually the same spot about a minute later, fercryin'outloud...

Then on my way back home from my ladyfriend's place, I noticed that he left me a little note under my windshield wipers...





You're? I kill for less?
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Old 08-02-2013, 04:00 PM   #24627 (permalink)
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"I kill for less" makes him sound like some sort of discount assassin for hire lmao
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Old 08-02-2013, 04:05 PM   #24628 (permalink)
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"I kill for less" makes him sound like some sort of discount assassin for hire lmao

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Old 08-02-2013, 05:31 PM   #24629 (permalink)
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So, my laptop stopped working today. I was able to get another laptop that my lady friend stopped using. I contact a repair guy about saving my files, he can do it but I need to buy a portable hard drive. So I head out to a few places to get the best deal I can. One of the places I stopped was Best Buy.

So as I pulled in to the local BB, there was another car that got to this particular parking space at the same time as I did, & I took it first. But a car right next to me was pulling out... So I get out of my car, as I'm walking in the other driver, a tattooed biker type, gives me the finger as says FUCK YOU BUDDY!...

So when I come back to my car (I ended up buying a portable HD at Staples), I pull out of that precious fucking parking place, the angry biker guy was still in his car, & I get the finger again... Gez dude, it's only a parking place & you got virtually the same spot about a minute later, fercryin'outloud...

Then on my way back home from my ladyfriend's place, I noticed that he left me a little note under my windshield wipers...





Reminds me of this note I found on my windshield yesterday:





You got my plate number? OMFG I am sooooo scared, I better sleep with one eye open.
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Old 08-02-2013, 05:39 PM   #24630 (permalink)
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Reminds me of this note I found on my windshield yesterday:





You got my plate number? OMFG I am sooooo scared, I better sleep with one eye open.
How dare you park next to them? What were you thinking? LOL. WTF?
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