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Key · 10-28-2013, 07:08 PM

Worked all day while being under the weather (I think I have the flu

). Glad to be home and resting in bed watching Youtube videos of random ****.

Dr_Rez · 10-28-2013, 10:25 PM

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-28-2013, 10:37 PM

I don't poop Rez. I'm a lady you see, ladies don't poop.

Dr_Rez · 10-28-2013, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I don't poop Rez. I'm a lady you see, ladies don't poop.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-28-2013, 10:41 PM

peeing on your girl in the shower is just a normal friendly fire situation that signals to both partners they are getting a lil more serious but for myself a woman must always pretend she is peeing and never poo and thats why i keep several air fresheners in the bathroom so i never smell the scent and know the deuce was laid

djchameleon · 10-28-2013, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

used that one already. get a different one.

Burning Down · 10-28-2013, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

peeing on your girl in the shower is just a normal friendly fire situation that signals to both partners they are getting a lil more serious but for myself a woman must always pretend she is peeing and never poo and thats why i keep several air fresheners in the bathroom so i never smell the scent and know the deuce was laid

So being peed on is a significant relationship milestone? Who knew.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-28-2013, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon

used that one already. get a different one.

Burn Rez, burning pee.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-28-2013, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down

So being peed on is a significant relationship milestone? Who knew.

not really a milestone, more like a signal

kinda like 'hey we are progressin here and movin to a lil more serious state'

but instead of words ya use piss

Burning Down · 10-28-2013, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

not really a milestone, more like a signal

kinda like 'hey we are progressin here and movin to a lil more serious state'

but instead of words ya use piss

I haven't gotten that signal yet

10-28-2013, 10:25 PM	#25382 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

10-28-2013, 10:37 PM	#25383 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I don't poop Rez. I'm a lady you see, ladies don't poop. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

10-28-2013, 07:08 PM	#25381 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Worked all day while being under the weather (I think I have the flu ). Glad to be home and resting in bed watching Youtube videos of random ****.

10-28-2013, 10:41 PM	#25385 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	peeing on your girl in the shower is just a normal friendly fire situation that signals to both partners they are getting a lil more serious but for myself a woman must always pretend she is peeing and never poo and thats why i keep several air fresheners in the bathroom so i never smell the scent and know the deuce was laid