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Old 08-27-2015, 05:35 PM   #33891 (permalink)
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Just be glad, we have taken a liking to you 50. We usually don't take kindly to the man in these parts.Yer aight tho, sure beat a crack in the couch.
And sit next to y'all? EW! Y'all might get yer germs on me Nah, y'all aight too, I reckon.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:37 PM   #33892 (permalink)
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So now, here's my question for when you are a civillan again, you roll up on me and my herbal refreshments, ya takin me in or you steppin on it and walking off?
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:39 PM   #33893 (permalink)
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I just don't mind cause he's a toothless MP, and I'm not on a military base. I just broke the law a few hours ago! Care to guess how? Who cares, cause you can't do **** about it anyway!
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:40 PM   #33894 (permalink)
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So now, here's my question for when you are a civillan again, you roll up on me and my herbal refreshments, ya takin me in or you steppin on it and walking off?
How do you know when I leave the military I plan to continue with law enforcement? But I tell ya what, mkay? Listen to this homie. I'mma turn around and pretend I'm looking over here, because that plant in the corner is mighty interestin'.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:41 PM   #33895 (permalink)
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You picked my locked again? I just rekeyed that **** Charles.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:42 PM   #33896 (permalink)
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How do you know when I leave the military I plan to continue with law enforcement? But I tell ya what, mkay? Listen to this homie. I'mma turn around and pretend I'm looking over here, because that plant in the corner is mighty interestin'.
Friend requested finally accepted. I made you wait 3 months instead of the usual, because of your occupational handicap.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:45 PM   #33897 (permalink)
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I just don't mind cause he's a toothless MP, and I'm not on a military base. I just broke the law a few hours ago! Care to guess how? Who cares, cause you can't do **** about it anyway!
First of all, I have all of my pearly whites. Although they ain't so pearly. Second of all I seriously do not fu*king care who you screw as long as you use a condom. Because afterall, the only sex you can get is a prostitute - and that's on a slow day.

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Friend requested finally accepted. I made you wait 3 months instead of the usual, because of your occupational handicap.
Should there be a parade or something?
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:48 PM   #33898 (permalink)
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Are you kidding hes to cheap for hookers. on a good day its him trying to watch me shower.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:49 PM   #33899 (permalink)
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Are you kidding hes to cheap for hookers. on a good day its him trying to watch me shower.
I meant a slow day for the hookers! I mean they may be hookers, but even they have standards. On a slow day, batty might meet them.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:51 PM   #33900 (permalink)
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I meant a slow day for the hookers! I mean they may be hookers, but even they have standards. On a slow day, batty might chloroform them.
Ftfy.
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