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Old 04-23-2020, 10:27 PM   #68461 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2020, 03:23 AM   #68462 (permalink)
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I got you on that, **** makes me paranoid when I have to. Last time I had to call 911 is when some poor dude was ODing on a bus stop bench, and everyone just kind of ignored him. Went to check on him before they arrived and he really did look and feel dead.
I've called for an OD in the exact same situation. Everybody was stepping over his dying body because he was in the middle of the side walk. How ever, I wasn't going to give him CPR. Gross. Luckily that wasn't needed.

I've also called because my bus driver had a heart attack. He collapsed and knocked himself out hitting his head on the seat and the only other person on the bus was mentally challenged so they just screamed "Help! Help!"
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Old 04-24-2020, 12:12 PM   #68463 (permalink)
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can barely stand and I'm still knocking out a 9hr shift

I have a p high tolerance for (physical) pain so this is probably the first time I've had to take Aspirin in my adult life

you really don't know how a back injury makes everything else irrelevant
****s awful.. i woke up one morning a few years back and could barely get out of bed. Screamed my way to the ER where they gave me a shot and i was out of work for 3 weeks. Have no idea how it happened. You dont realize how engaged your back is with the little stuff until you literally have to drool the toothpaste out of your mouth because you cant bend over enough to spit it out.
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Old 04-24-2020, 12:19 PM   #68464 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2020, 01:32 PM   #68465 (permalink)
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I got you on that, **** makes me paranoid when I have to. Last time I had to call 911 is when some poor dude was ODing on a bus stop bench, and everyone just kind of ignored him. Went to check on him before they arrived and he really did look and feel dead.
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Old 04-24-2020, 01:38 PM   #68466 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2020, 01:39 PM   #68467 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2020, 01:42 PM   #68468 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2020, 06:46 PM   #68469 (permalink)
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Thankfully that didn't happen. The dude didn't look dangerous, was frail, and had a shaved head. I felt really bad for the guy, he was just too gone to even really respond to me.
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Old 04-24-2020, 07:15 PM   #68470 (permalink)
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I bet Bat’s back always hurts like elph’s today but he just has long since cast it aside.

I know that every man who toils in physical labor eventually destroys his back, knees, feet - all of it goes. You’re simply expected to work through crushing pain.
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