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Old 03-26-2021, 08:14 AM   #74571 (permalink)
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You must have the most boring sex damn

I’ve slurped on men and women both and commonly make some amount of noise, but no has ever complained. Quite the opposite. But hey, if your wife thinks you’re good at ****ing then Godspeed, I’d just argue she should have tried out more dick before settling on yourself.
oh ouch that hurts so bad she thinks my wife settled for me

coming from someone that looks like humpty dumpty from Shrek

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Old 03-26-2021, 08:18 AM   #74572 (permalink)
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Nah if you're eating pussy silently you're doing something wrong for sure.
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:20 AM   #74573 (permalink)
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I bet Yorke gets mad when his wife queefs
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:20 AM   #74574 (permalink)
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Nah if you're eating pussy silently you're doing something wrong for sure.
There's a huge difference between affectionate moans and ****ing slurping noises
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:21 AM   #74575 (permalink)
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You moan while eating pussy?
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:22 AM   #74576 (permalink)
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Hell yeah I enjoy the hell out of it

A better question is: you slurp while eating pussy?? Can you PM me some porn that sounds similar so I can hear how hilarious that sounds?
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:27 AM   #74577 (permalink)
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Hell yeah I enjoy the hell out of it

A better question is: you slurp while eating pussy?? Can you PM me some porn that sounds similar so I can hear how hilarious that sounds?
Wait is this like the Ben Shapiro thing where he outed himself by saying his wife's pussy is always dry.

Cause my guy, if it's wet, you're doing at least SOME level of slurping.
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Slurping sounds happen when you go wet on wet. Perhaps you keep your wife too dry.
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:28 AM   #74579 (permalink)
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Wait is this like the Ben Shapiro thing where he outed himself by saying his wife's pussy is always dry.

Cause my guy, if it's wet, you're doing at least SOME level of slurping.
Lmao ****ing exactly
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