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The Batlord · 05-26-2021, 05:26 AM

Weird. I was JUST thinking about a prank where you spend a nice relaxing day catching crabs on a dock and putting them in a big bucket and then you take em to a friend's house, ring their doorbell, dump the crabs on their front porch, and run.

WWWP · 05-26-2021, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Weird. I was JUST thinking about a prank where you spend a nice relaxing day catching crabs on a dock and putting them in a big bucket and then you take em to a friend's house, ring their doorbell, dump the crabs on their front porch, and run.

The crabs would be all slow and half dead by the time you’d get them there.

Open tuna can in the heating ventilation

Guybrush · 05-26-2021, 08:28 AM

My thought was a friend would just appreciate the extra crabs for the pot. As long as they don't smell of dead bodies or sewer sludge.

The Batlord · 05-26-2021, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

The crabs would be all slow and half dead by the time you’d get them there.

Open tuna can in the heating ventilation

Even just five or so would do the trick.

Trollheart · 05-26-2021, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Weird. I was JUST thinking about a prank where you spend a nice relaxing day catching crabs on a dock and putting them in a big bucket and then you take em to a friend's house, ring their doorbell, dump the crabs on their front porch, and run.

Friends don't give friends crabs...

DianneW · 05-26-2021, 11:53 AM

No that is true about friends but Husband managed to get them twice in Hong Kong in the 60's but being in the Army was part of the training I guess....

The Batlord · 05-26-2021, 12:00 PM

Hookers?

DianneW · 05-26-2021, 12:32 PM

yes prostitutes, always young , was completely normal in the Country at that time. Likewise Spain I know 1st hand. Obviously really it was against the Army rules but at 18 years old the brain does not rule you....
In the 70's it was normal in Spain for the Husband to go to a Bordello not a street girl pro,f or there you would be taking a risk. We had spoken with Tony in Spain via the days before the Ham Licence on a CB side band Radio ..for several years. Met up with him eventually and we knew him as a English Teacher to the Spanish youngsters. He had a good clear middle class accent on the radio. Husband mainly chatted to him and we had met one of my Sons one time when he needed accommodation for university exchange visit. We arranged to go to his Bar which was his evening work and we knew about it...
We sat and had a glass of beer with Tony and then we said he had to go and pick up the staff. He then opened a side door and said this is where the action takes place..It was a room full of Beds.....The Bar he owned and ran was a Bordello.....we were astounded at first but did move on and stayed in touch but never back to his bar for a drink.....

Plankton · 05-26-2021, 12:38 PM

Crabs + Stench = One heckin good Yer Mom joke

WWWP · 05-26-2021, 03:37 PM

Smdh pussies don’t smell like fish, and even when they do, no they don’t.

05-26-2021, 08:28 AM	#75203 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	My thought was a friend would just appreciate the extra crabs for the pot. As long as they don't smell of dead bodies or sewer sludge. __________________ Something Completely Different

05-26-2021, 12:38 PM	#75209 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Crabs + Stench = One heckin good Yer Mom joke __________________ See location...

05-26-2021, 11:53 AM	#75206 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	No that is true about friends but Husband managed to get them twice in Hong Kong in the 60's but being in the Army was part of the training I guess....

05-26-2021, 12:32 PM	#75208 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	yes prostitutes, always young , was completely normal in the Country at that time. Likewise Spain I know 1st hand. Obviously really it was against the Army rules but at 18 years old the brain does not rule you.... In the 70's it was normal in Spain for the Husband to go to a Bordello not a street girl pro,f or there you would be taking a risk. We had spoken with Tony in Spain via the days before the Ham Licence on a CB side band Radio ..for several years. Met up with him eventually and we knew him as a English Teacher to the Spanish youngsters. He had a good clear middle class accent on the radio. Husband mainly chatted to him and we had met one of my Sons one time when he needed accommodation for university exchange visit. We arranged to go to his Bar which was his evening work and we knew about it... We sat and had a glass of beer with Tony and then we said he had to go and pick up the staff. He then opened a side door and said this is where the action takes place..It was a room full of Beds.....The Bar he owned and ran was a Bordello.....we were astounded at first but did move on and stayed in touch but never back to his bar for a drink.....