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WWWP · 10-10-2021, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm sorry am I being irrational and uncool? Like an astrologer?

No you’re being like your bitch ass watery moon sign

**Marie Monday** · 10-10-2021, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jadis

Everyone should read Roland Barthes' powerfully misogynist three-page essay on astrology (only the lady who translated Mythologies into English decided to omit it along with several other gems)!

Misogynist takes on astrology are among those special things that are even sillier than astrology itself

The Batlord · 10-10-2021, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

No you’re being like your bitch ass watery moon sign

And just like every sign too probably if you're whack enough to read that ****.

Trollheart · 10-10-2021, 08:20 PM

Astrology gives you cancer.

And aries.

And sagittarius.

And....

WWWP · 10-10-2021, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

And just like every sign too probably if you're whack enough to read that ****.

Hey, I can't blame you. I'd be pissed if my alignments were as shitty as yours too. Let's see if anything resonates.

Leo sun = the expression of your ego. This accounts for your infuriating arrogance, wrongful empowerment, and rage inducing hard-headedness. It explains your commitment to performative ally-ship in progressive movements toward equality - in your case I believe it's who you are when you're trying to be who you're not.

Pieces moon = your dark/repressed side. This points to your whiny bitch attitude about life and the constant deflection/displacement of your own self hatred onto anyone and everyone who dares come near you and/or is within earshot of being blamed for your own emotional retardation. Pieces is a water sign. Water signs are notoriously sensitive, over-emotional, codependent... you think you can hide your vulnerability from people but obvious insecurities are obvious. You're a big baby.

Since you couldn't exert yourself to provide even an approximate birth time, your ascendant/rising sign can not be accurately calculated, but it can be narrowed down to two possible placements. This sign represents how others perceive you, and exposes the difference between how you react to emotions privately vs. publicly. You are either a Libra or Gemini rising. These are both air signs - as in, they're full of hot air. Manipulative, toxic, unwilling to take any accountability for their actions - the complete fucking cunts of the zodiac.

Now these are just three of your placements, each other planet has a sign assigned to it, and each planet represents an area of your life (f.ex Mars = how you fuck and how you rage). I'd be happy to continue down the list and see what else makes you suck so much.

**Frownland** · 10-10-2021, 10:46 PM

Pretty sure everyone on this forum's got the same alignment on whatever planet drives pettiness.

Real question though: I know tropical and sidereal astrology are based on different coordinates. That obviously influences the alignments and associated readings, but are they approached differently and have you noticed if one leads to more consistent (some might say rigid) self-analysis than the other?

SGR · 10-10-2021, 10:50 PM

Just got back from a little vacation to celebrate my first wedding anniversary. Damn it's great to be in love. 16 year old me would call me lame. But, 16 year old me was also stupid as hell.

I don't always agree with Charles, but in this case I do. Astrology is dumb as ****. Almost as dumb as MBTI assessments. But in case anyone was curious, I'm a saggitarius, so of course that's what I'd think.

Anteater · 10-10-2021, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Hey, I can't blame you. I'd be pissed if my alignments were as shitty as yours too. Let's see if anything resonates.

Leo sun = the expression of your ego. This accounts for your infuriating arrogance, wrongful empowerment, and rage inducing hard-headedness. It explains your commitment to performative ally-ship in progressive movements toward equality - in your case I believe it's who you are when you're trying to be who you're not.

Pieces moon = your dark/repressed side. This points to your whiny bitch attitude about life and the constant deflection/displacement of your own self hatred onto anyone and everyone who dares come near you and/or is within earshot of being blamed for your own emotional retardation. Pieces is a water sign. Water signs are notoriously sensitive, over-emotional, codependent... you think you can hide your vulnerability from people but obvious insecurities are obvious. You're a big baby.

Since you couldn't exert yourself to provide even an approximate birth time, your ascendant/rising sign can not be accurately calculated, but it can be narrowed down to two possible placements. This sign represents how others perceive you, and exposes the difference between how you react to emotions privately vs. publicly. You are either a Libra or Gemini rising. These are both air signs - as in, they're full of hot air. Manipulative, toxic, unwilling to take any accountability for their actions - the complete fucking cunts of the zodiac.

Now these are just three of your placements, each other planet has a sign assigned to it, and each planet represents an area of your life (f.ex Mars = how you fuck and how you rage). I'd be happy to continue down the list and see what else makes you suck so much.

Astrology's bull**** but all the signs have positive traits. Two sides to every story and all that good stuff.

5 Reasons why LIBRA is considered the BEST zodiac sign

adidasss · 10-11-2021, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

Just got back from a little vacation to celebrate my first wedding anniversary. Damn it's great to be in love. 16 year old me would call me lame. But, 16 year old me was also stupid as hell.

I don't always agree with Charles, but in this case I do. Astrology is dumb as ****. Almost as dumb as MBTI assessments. But in case anyone was curious, I'm a saggitarius, so of course that's what I'd think.

Awww, congrats!!

Here's to many more years of mutual love and respect.

Mucha na Dziko · 10-11-2021, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

Just got back from a little vacation to celebrate my first wedding anniversary. Damn it's great to be in love. 16 year old me would call me lame. But, 16 year old me was also stupid as hell.

I don't always agree with Charles, but in this case I do. Astrology is dumb as ****. Almost as dumb as MBTI assessments. But in case anyone was curious, I'm a saggitarius, so of course that's what I'd think.

I actually think that Astrology makes perfect sense at the start, and then the more you learn about it it gradually makes less sense, while mbti doesn’t make sense, but the more you read about it the more sense it has.
Up to a certain point

Congratulations on your anniversairy

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Astrology gives you cancer. And aries. And sagittarius. And.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-10-2021, 10:46 PM	#76216 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Pretty sure everyone on this forum's got the same alignment on whatever planet drives pettiness. Real question though: I know tropical and sidereal astrology are based on different coordinates. That obviously influences the alignments and associated readings, but are they approached differently and have you noticed if one leads to more consistent (some might say rigid) self-analysis than the other? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-10-2021, 10:50 PM	#76217 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	Just got back from a little vacation to celebrate my first wedding anniversary. Damn it's great to be in love. 16 year old me would call me lame. But, 16 year old me was also stupid as hell. I don't always agree with Charles, but in this case I do. Astrology is dumb as ****. Almost as dumb as MBTI assessments. But in case anyone was curious, I'm a saggitarius, so of course that's what I'd think.