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Old 04-23-2007, 05:23 PM   #5711 (permalink)
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Nah, she lost it two years ago which probably helps me be a lot more relaxed knowing that she has a decent idea of what she's getting up to :P
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:25 PM   #5712 (permalink)
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yeah, plus a girl's first time is always horribly awkward, so good for you she would have enjoyed herself. if it'd been her first time, and she said it was good, she would've either been lying about it being good, or lying about being a virgin.
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:36 PM   #5713 (permalink)
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Probably 45 of the most exiting seconds of her life =)
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:04 PM   #5714 (permalink)
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my sister lost her virginity to a 20 year old who has herpes
you know, since were on the topic & all
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:18 PM   #5715 (permalink)
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how old's your sister?
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:58 PM   #5716 (permalink)
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my sister lost her virginity to a 20 year old who has herpes
you know, since were on the topic & all
That's so terrible, is she ok now?
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:05 PM   #5717 (permalink)
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shes 14
& supposedly they used a condom
& did i mention she had a boyfriend at the time?
yeah shes a skank
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:18 PM   #5718 (permalink)
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oh. I'm really sorry about that. Even if they used condoms though, I don't trust their effectiveness, especially concerning STDs.

But I'm sure she's just finding her way or something.
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:27 PM   #5719 (permalink)
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man
i wanted some waffle fries so i was liek hey bitch go get me some waffle fries for free
she did, and she turned and aasked me what i wanted to drink, and i w asliek bitch get me a dr pepper or something, so she got the waffle fries, and i took it from her qick and such, and she went to sit down and i was liek hey bitch did i say you could sit down youa sk my ****ing permission ****
thens he sucke dmy **** a little
and i said i need more
so i got some pussy
then she got pregnent
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:56 PM   #5720 (permalink)
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You got siblings? That's a mistake.
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