Describe Your Sex Life with a Spongebob Quote.
 

It puts bread on the table.

NOTE: this page isn't fopr Spongebob memes that aren't quotes. If you wanna use a meme, feel free, but make sure it's a real quote. This is for (as the title states) describing your sex life with Spongebob QUOTES.

... you're supposed to use actual quotes.

Example:
I'll catch yer worm for ya', that is iffin your willin' to pay.

What, you never saw that episode? I hear it was banned from TV.

Firmly grasp it in your hand.

All... alone. Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone...

No pickles.