Best Or Worst Compliment ......
 

So I was wondering what are some the best/ worst compliments you've ever received...


Spill it!


Best Compliment: You're as charming as scorpion.

I'd **** you if you were a human being.

I have an annuity, but I need cash now?

Call J.G. Wentworth if you need dick now.

**** both of you. It's stuck in my head now.

Merry Christmas bitch.;)

:laughing: ass.

I was once told I had a big black nose to fan myself when it gets to hot....I heard that when I was 10....Ive never recovered.

Hopefully it'll keep you cool when you're picking oranges.

OMG you know exactly how black people feel!

Except you don't and your bull**** is trite white boy nonsense.

You're response isn't funny, it's just super-trollish.

I notice you deleted your post. I guess cause you realize you're a clueless white kid trying to look like he knows stuff about stuff?

Oh, and it's "your".

I thought the purpose of the thread was to share things that were said to us, good or bad. Not that I should be attacked by a troll for sharing the things that were said to me.

I was attacking you for the ignorant, cracker **** you said.

I've been told by at least four people that I'm the funniest person that they know (I say at least because I'm apparently much funnier in person when I'm blackout drunk). Suck on that, Batbitch.

One guy told me that my ranting about music philosophy during an acid trip that we took together forever changed his outlook on not only music, but the way that he lived his life. I don't even remember what I said, but it was probably about ragas or my usual John Cage parroting. I thought that was a huge compliment, though.

As for worst compliments, there are none. My self esteem absorbs every compliment as a positive one to override my general sense of worthlessness.

Still they were things said to me. There weren't the worst things said to me. But you are really pouring on the trolling pretty hard.

You just aren't hood like Batlord.

Nobody's hood like Batlord.
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Once whilst in my undergrad capstone course we had to peer review a classmates term paper. My partner had a lot of nice things to say about my writing flow and whatnot, I told her "yeah, I'm obviously much more eloquent on paper," and she responded with "yes, you really ARE!" Doesn't sound like an insult but that resonated with me.

When I was breaking up with my boyfriend he verbatim said to me "I hate you, and everyone who looks like you!!!" It was hard to contain the laughter.

How exactly was she supposed to answer that question in a way that wasn't either insulting or a forced attempt at reassurance?

Well jeez, I don't know. A simple "u good player" would have sufficed.

One of the much younger dudes who use to work for me (who's a freind in the real world but who I'd had to come down hard on a few times over the years in work) told me the other night that he knows that years from now he's going to look back and realize he's a better man because of me.

100% "I love you man!" moment.

No excitement here.. "You're so nice" and "You're a good listener" are pretty standard. No one has ever insulted me to my face before(that I can remember). I don't really put myself out there enough to receive either.

Still trolling, that's not a whine that's a fact Jack.

Guys I think some stranger just dissed me

I receive compliments on my hair several times a day, which is very nice but not particularly creative or meaningful (or so it feels) so I love it when someone says they love my glasses, my outfit, my manner of speaking, etc. I love that.

One thing I'll never forget, though, is when a friend of mine told me "you're pretty .... in your own little way, I guess."

lol

batlord once told me my plug.dj avi makes me look like a furry

And I thought I was bad by saying your ass looks fat in those pants.

You kind of give off a furry vibe, bro. Srynotsry

i mean i guess

lol

Best/Worst passive aggressive compliment I ever got was:
'Good looking people always have mental problems.'

Said in my general vicinity, but directed at me.
Was funny at the time. And, I'm glad I enjoyed it while it lasted.

Now Im old and hideous and plagued with the same ol problems. lol

Response: "Well it's nice to have someone like you around with such a good head on their shoulders."

Eh, **** 'em.
If they're feeling that bad/insecure, to insult someone who isn't doing anything to them, why feed into their combative role playing? Just brush your shoulder and walk on. It was kinda cute, in a way.