In Case Of Terrorist Attacks
 

heh thats stupid

Following the events in London last Month the French government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to
'Hide'.
The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

The Italians have increased their alert level from "Shouting excitedly"
to "Elaborate military posturing".
Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat operations" and "Change
sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful
arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs".
They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from
"Isolationism" to "Find somewhere ripe for regime change".
Their remaining higher alert states are "Take on the world" and "Ask the
British for help".

Finally here in GB we've gone from "Pretend nothing's happening" to
"Make another cup of tea".
Our higher levels are "Chin-up and remain cheerful" and "Win".

Yes I'm bored.

hehe britains fun but i would rather live in ireland cause im 89% irish

Exactly 89%???
And 11% what?

ready
10% french(sorry)
2%british
1%german
1%danish

And so you should be!
Uh...hang on that's a total of 14% :laughing:

oh sh,it mix well whatever
im know im mainly irish
a little bit french
and a tiny bit german and danish
but i wanna live in transslyvania

Definately mainly Irish!! ;)

oblivousley dude do you hate me cause im irish??? cause im a freakin celt

Haha no man I love the Irish. Half the population of Manchester are Irish.
The friendliest people you'll ever meet:)

thanks cause of northern ireland and all that i didnt think the english liked us

The English and the Irish are two of the most tolerant people in the world.
Incidently, when you look at all the bands to come out of Manchester a large percentage are of Irish decent. The mix of Irish/English in the Northwest of England are responsible for some great music over the past 40 years.

No, because you`re a prick

how do you have that down to such percents?