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RoxyRollah 02-13-2016 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1679731)
:laughing: @ Chula

Dude's likely sitting at a library/Starbucks computer somewhere, debating on whether to create an obvious temporary alias (and risk being perma-banned) because he's reading this thread and is hardly able to contain the borderline-offensive one-liners that are coming to him in droves. This phychological dichomatic struggle is probably destroying the poor bastard while he sips his sub-par Starbucks and tries not to shart out his pansy-ass bistro wrap.
This statement used to be true except he got a job and can afford the internet now.

RoxyRollah 02-13-2016 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1679696)
Definitely more boring. The dude is not only a ****ing riot, but he's an awesome forum muse. He inspires comedic gold from lots of members in their comebacks to his posts.

Plus every now and then he decides to get serious and ends up blowing my mind with his sincere perspectives on substantial subjects.

And the dude can take and give a joke better than just about anyone I've ever met in the e-world.

I'm starting a GoFundMe.com page so we can all pitch in and buy him the best "Forum Booze Filter" gizmo we can find. Either that or I'm gonna start rationing my Zoloft and sending some to him so he can take the edge off when needed.

Looking forward to the return of the tanned, somewhat lethargic, more overweight than usual, and totally chilled from a couple of weeks of vacation 'BAT'.
Its impossible for you to follow directions, isn't it?

TheLhix 02-13-2016 06:06 PM
I called him a hero when I was stalking the forum. Went through Batty's posts and laughed plenty. While potentially offensive, it was blunt and refreshing.

Pet_Sounds 02-13-2016 06:45 PM
Wait, what have I missed?!?

RoxyRollah 02-13-2016 06:52 PM
He's dead.

Paul Smeenus 02-13-2016 07:02 PM
Batty can be funny. I'd hate to encourage it, but I have to come clean with this.

Batty is THE MAN when it comes to his contribution to the Metal forum. I don't even want to deny this.

But Batty just has no filter, and sometimes he really really needs one. It's like the difference between the utterly brilliant Doug Stanhope or the late great Bill Hicks and the idiotic Andrew Dice Clay. Or something.

Well, *I* know what I mean...

Neapolitan 02-13-2016 07:29 PM
I somewhat agree with Paul.

Honestly I don't find Batty funny, no offense to those who do. I don't mind talking to him, but I'd hate to encourage him, because it's like smoking in a fireworks factory ... it's just blows up in your face. I have to come clean with this.

Batty is THE MAN when it comes to picking on me for liking female indie bands. I don't even want to deny this.

But Batty just needs Jiminy the Cricket on his shoulder, and sometimes he really really needs one bad. Or someone like that. It's like the difference between Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog or Dirty/Sansa's love child.

Well, *I* know what I mean...

ChelseaDagger 02-13-2016 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1679770)
This statement used to be true except he got a job and can afford the internet now.
To clarify, I meant that he was perhaps using an alternative computer, not for monetary reasons, but so that the IP address couldn't be traced to his original account, in case he rejoins the forum under a different alias... I wasn't making a literal statement so much as painting a possible scenario...TBH I mostly went for it so I could have an excuse to work the word "shart" into my post; I never miss a shartportunity. :D

RoxyRollah 02-13-2016 07:33 PM
Do you people not understand, one sentance...

Paul Smeenus 02-13-2016 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1679795)
Do you people not understand, one sentance...
Don't wanna.


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