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huge picture? it fits on my screen without side scrolling..

Hal 9000

My work computer is a picture of Bianca....the goat that got me thrown out of Disneyland

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I love rain, there is something melancholy about it.

I wanted to come up with a desktop image in the spirit of the ambient drone albums I'd been spinning. A visit to Carbon Based Lifeforms' official website sparked some inspiration when I saw this small graphic:

http://i.imgur.com/9tA1LVHm.png

i thought i had told you all about this....

very long story short....

a year ago i was at Disneyland.....i had had a few drinks at the Disneyland Hotel's fucking awesome Tiki bar and decided that i would go visit the cow in the petting zoo behind Big Thunder Mountain

*i visit the cow and goats every time i go there and this was a sad visit because they were getting rid of the petting zoo to make room for the new Star Wars land and i knew the next time i came (in September of this year) it would be gone

to my horror the cow had already been removed :(....but the goats were still there! :)

i go in and poor Bianca is all by herself

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/602/2...129e5f6c_m.jpg
^Bianca

sorry i meant to review post not post it.....

i start petting Bianca and every time i stop she puts her cute little hoof on my arm....just like my pathetic dogs do....and then she starts licking my face

the goat worker at Disneyland tells me i should never let a goat lick my face because i could get sick....i ask the fucking shit if the goat can give me Cancer? he tells me no and i tell him to leave me alone

i decide to leave.....after walking about 100 feet i realize i hear hoofs on the concrete....i turn around and there is Bianca (and three men running at me) I look down at Bianca and ask her if she wants to get out of this place?

they heard it....the accuse me of attempting to steal the goat....i explain that i did not realize that the goat had followed me and it was a simple mistake and that basically i had no where to put a goat anyways....they actually asked me why i asked the goat to leave with me....i explained it was a joke and then was told that i needed to leave. NOW.

I walked tot he exit and was followed the entire way.

i don't think i was actually thrown out per say....like i could have walked to Splash Mountain and these dicks would have followed me and then left...but i was a little embarrassed and a little drunk so i left the park

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for attempting to liberate a goat.

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