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Old 08-30-2016, 11:51 AM   #41 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2016, 11:52 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:19 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Yeah, to something that explicitly says the news stories on this thread are fake. Something like, "The Wow I Can't Believe That (Fake) News Story Thread".
No, that's boring, lame and not creative. That's why I said change the title.
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:27 PM   #44 (permalink)
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No, that's boring, lame and not creative. That's why I said change the title.
10 reasons why we shouldn't change the title.
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:30 PM   #45 (permalink)
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No, that's boring, lame and not creative. That's why I said change the title.
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:34 PM   #46 (permalink)
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The Wow I Can't Believe That (Fake) News Story Thread, Which I Should Add Is Entirely Different From Our Other News Story Thread Because Apparently It's Confusing for Some People, and We Wouldn't Want Any of That Now, Would We?
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:35 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Could have went with something simple like The Shallot or some other vegetable related thing.
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:36 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Could have went with something simple like The Shallot or some other vegetable related thing.
Satire news exists outside of The Onion, son.
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Satire news exists outside of The Onion, son.
of course it does but that's why you could have named it The Shallot and other veggies or some **** like that. This current title is boring not confusing.
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Hey, Dumbass, These News Stories Aren't Real
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