... As soon as I find this I'm streaming it. Holy ****ing **** cock **** bitch what the ****?!

There Was Once A RONNIE JAMES DIO Video Game For Nintendo - Metal Injection

Holy ****ing **** bitch I ****ing found it and it works! Imma wait till everybody acknowledges that they'll be there before I do this, cause this is truly a community thing. Now I want to go track down Ed Hunter, an actual Iron Maiden shooter with Iron Maiden songs for the soundtrack.

I'll try to make it, but I'm helping put in a disc golf course after work this week. Pretty sure you understand the epicness of that. Otherwise I'd be all over it, like Vivian Campbell on a Zemaitis.

I understand. It's disc golf and digging ****. Disc golf and digging **** is fun. I can always postpone to give people time to cancel all their plans. I do need something to replace Clock Tower on Sundays...

But I wanna play it now!

**** it, this is an NES game and will likely beat my ass into the ground, so I'm sure there will be ample time for anyone to tune in at a later date, and I wanna play now. So I'll be starting Holy Diver at 3pm Eastern, so in about 45 minutes.

The only thing I know about this game is that apparently Dio is some king, and sent his sons Randy Rhoads and Zakk Wylde to live with Ozzy Osbourne for some reason, and Slayer are the big bad evil trying to take over the world or some ****. I got that off the internet, so I have no idea how much of it is true.

Regardless, prepare your *******s.

I just tightened my sphincter.

Twenty minutes, bitches.

Ten minutes. Get ready, whores.

Five minutes to go and I'm prepping with the godly...




So ****ing stoked.

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