Says the dude who depends on mom to keep his undershorts laundered.

What do you call them then, o manly one?

Duties. Obligations. Bunch of fucking bullshit. Missions.

Inb4 "rent" :laughing:

Knowing his nerdy ass, most likely missions or quests.

I say chores as well.

i call them "I'll just do it later"

It's fun to call them "man's work" or "woman's work," and then sit back and enjoy the ensuing hipster cringes.

Wasn't "man's work" called "honey do lists" at one point in time that wives would give their husbands to do on Saturdays when they are trying to relax from a hard week at work.

Chores are fun as long as you're sufficiently not sober.

My bf and I are pretty good at splitting the chores evenly, although like most men he is wildly incompetent so I end up redoing most of what he does anyway. I rearrange the dishwasher ten times and he picks up the dog poop and cleans the bathrooms (I live with two dudes who can't aim, so I refuse to clean the toilets). It feels balanced.

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What does suck is if you get too drunk/come down hard from the meth and fall asleep halfway through a chore though.