Yeah, beachgoers are a mixed bag, but... oh yeah, I don't go in the ocean anymore. Sharks. The view is still amazing though, but best experienced from the patio of a beachside bar.

You ever stay the night by yourself on a beach? Crazy how creepy it gets.

Half. Naked. People.

Man, you're a ****tard. Anyone who can't appreciate bikinis shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Exactly my thought

If you can't appreciate a fine bitch in a bikini or even an ugly bitch whatever

Show some appreciation for ****'s sake

They don't have to let it hang out like that. They're doing the world a service.

Doesn't like bikinis? **** you!

Women are bitches.

Fixed that for you.

Bikinis are nice and all, but they're not sensible swimming attire at all. They require constant adjustments. It's far better to just wear a thin cotton swimming dress.

Yeah nobody gives a **** about women swimming. It just means the water is obscuring your naughty bits. The only benefit to us is when you get out and you're wet. That's pretty nice.

#FaultyBikinis :D