Stupid Things Fake Music Lovers Say
 

You've heard them, now display them.

Things like:

Them: I love [insert artist here]
Me: Really? What's your favorite album?
Them: Oh I don't know, I've only heard their stuff on the radio

Or things like:

Them: I love heavy metal
Me: Really? What's your favorite band?
Them: Linkin Park

or nightwish

On the flipside, indie pricks are equally intolerable. The kind that'll **** all over you for not wearing the right shoes, right clothes, or listen to stuff that isn't "obscure enough".

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Yeah. Ya feel me?

I think what's often worse is that you'll be told someone loves an artist, but ask them to name a favourite track and it's ALWAYS something they released as a single, leaving you with the clear impression they never bought any of their albums.

Examples: I love Prince, but all they can name is 1999, Little red Corvette, Purple Rain, Raspberry Beret etc.

Big fan of Metallica? Favourite song? Enter Sandman. :rolleyes:

Like Genesis? Yeah, that song Abacab is great isn't it?

And so on....

This happens far too often too.

Like...

What's your favorite Kanye West track?
Oh, I love Stronger.
The one with Daft Punk, right?
Who the heck is Daft Punk?

"Hey! Nice shirt! What's your favorite song by them?"

"Hmm? Oh, I'm just wearing this 'cause it looks cool"

:D

Accurate.

I'd be surprised at people my age even knowing four of his tracks though.

:clap:

"Dude I was at Ozzfest too!"
"Oh yeah? Oh this! This is just my brothers shirt. I didn't actually go. Haha lol"