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OccultHawk 04-02-2017 09:03 PM

Neighbors horrible musicians
 
Occasionally one guy plays the bass another the drums. They never play together. Different apartments. Both of them exactly the same. They just doodle. Never holds a beat on the drums. Never plays along with a record. Never practices fulcrum or any sort of technique. Never improves. Bass dude never plays scales, never plays an interesting baseline, has no technique at all, just random plucking away. Not any kind of free thinking randomness either. I know both these guys and they nothing about music. Why don't they at least try to create some sort of structure, rhythm, or something semi-musical? It's like they're in ****ing kindergarten. I'm no musician but if I wanted to I would start by practicing scales or something. Seriously. WTF?

Frownland 04-02-2017 09:20 PM

What's up neighbour.

Chula Vista 04-02-2017 09:29 PM

Was just about to post along the lines of "Imagine what Frowny's neighbors must feel like?" But the man himself stole my punchline.

:finger:

Mondo Bungle 04-02-2017 09:34 PM

Why you don't you kick their ass like a nongay bitch

OccultHawk 04-02-2017 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1819284)
What's up neighbour.

Your music is interesting and has focus. If these guys branched into atonality or abstract structure it would be different. Even if they took a punk I don't have to learn to play attitude that would be ok. These guys think they're learning an instrument.

OccultHawk 04-02-2017 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1819287)
Why you don't you kick their ass like a nongay bitch

They're just regular white dudes.

Mondo Bungle 04-02-2017 09:46 PM

skin them alive

Tristan_Geoff 04-02-2017 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1819293)
skin them alive


Chula Vista 04-02-2017 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1819293)
skin them alive

Be sure to hang them upside down first. That way they can't pass out from the pain because they'll have too much blood in their brains.

Seriously, it works.

Isbjørn 04-03-2017 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1819300)
Be sure to hang them upside down first. That way they can't pass out from the pain because they'll have too much blood in their brains.

Seriously, it works.

what the

****

you're no longer invited to my bday party

Trollheart 04-03-2017 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1819315)
what the

****

you're no longer invited to my bday party

You're definitely invited to mine: that's the entertainment sorted anyway! :)

The Batlord 04-09-2017 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1819331)
Only answer is Merzbow at max volume 24/7

I used to have a specific play list for "neighbors attempt to listen to hip hop"

Did you put on a sweater vest and boat shoes?

Sharkie 04-21-2017 11:26 AM

All my neighbors do is blasting sh*tty music. Have they heard of headphones? 'cause they need 'em.

The Batlord 04-21-2017 11:43 AM

Have sex with their dog.

Zer0 04-21-2017 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1826020)
Have sex with their dog.

This is the logical thing to do in this scenario.

OccultHawk 01-05-2018 08:10 PM

talentless neighbors
 
In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass

They’ve both been at it for a couple years

I don’t even think they’ve met

They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking.

I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments.

Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do

Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum

I mean wtf???

DwnWthVwls 01-05-2018 08:12 PM

Ive been banging my hands on my desk and knees for 20 yrs and i still suck. :(

Maajo 01-05-2018 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1911427)
In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass

They’ve both been at it for a couple years

I don’t even think they’ve met

They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking.

I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments.

Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do

Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum

I mean wtf???

I've had two housemates, one with a bass, and the other with an acoustic guitar, and neither could really advance themselves beyond playing a few notes of a few songs that they liked. I think they just do it as something to do, and to keep their minds busy.

OccultHawk 01-05-2018 08:32 PM

That’s wigged out I wrote almost exactly the same thing twice

Like scary

[MERIT] 01-05-2018 08:37 PM

Tell them that they are great. Build up their spirits. Book them a gig and let the harsh reality of life crush their souls, as the crowd berates them. Problem solved.

Frownland 01-05-2018 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1911434)
That’s wigged out I wrote almost exactly the same thing twice

Like scary

When you initially posted I thought that you had reposted from Facebook or something.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ErXiu6p6ua...1600/olman.jpg

Maajo 01-05-2018 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1911436)
Tell them that they are great. Build up their spirits. Book them a gig and let the harsh reality of life crush their souls, as the crowd berates them. Problem solved.

Not a bad idea right here.

OccultHawk 01-05-2018 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1911439)
When you initially posted I thought that you had reposted from Facebook or something.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ErXiu6p6ua...1600/olman.jpg

**** me man I need to get a ****ing life and a memory

rubber soul 01-06-2018 03:22 AM

Hey, don't be too hard on them. They could be the next Shaggs :D

OccultHawk 01-06-2018 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1911501)
Hey, don't be too hard on them. They could be the next Shaggs :D

The Shaggs were the complete opposite. They started organizing everything into tunes from the get go.

Lucem Ferre 01-06-2018 04:55 AM

I was going to say "I'm not your neighbor" but Frownland beat me to the self deprecating punch line.

Mindfulness 01-06-2018 05:43 AM

my neighbor listens to new age rock...
he was actually playing "danny brown's - Really doe" yesterday...


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OccultHawk 01-10-2018 02:59 PM

The drummer was actually playing a recognizable rendition of Walk This Way

I cried it sounded so nice

GunmouthGrace 01-10-2018 03:36 PM

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The Batlord 01-11-2018 12:31 PM

Become an avant garde whistler. I do that **** at work and everyone loves it.

Frownland 01-11-2018 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1913373)
Become an avant garde whistler. I do that **** at work and everyone loves it.

You figure out multiphonic whistling yet? It's a bitch.

The Batlord 01-11-2018 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1913395)
You figure out multiphonic whistling yet? It's a bitch.

Yes, that is a thing I am familiar with and competent at. I do it often and skillfully and the customers hurl socks full of quarters at me in appreciation.

Frownland 01-11-2018 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1913398)
Yes, that is a thing I am familiar with and competent at. I do it often and skillfully and the customers hurl socks full of quarters at me in appreciation.

Humming while whistling is fake multiphonic whistling btw.

Nameless 01-13-2018 03:49 AM

Start singing whenever they play.

The Batlord 01-13-2018 11:30 AM

Start singing "Baby One More Time".


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