Neighbors horrible musicians
Occasionally one guy plays the bass another the drums. They never play together. Different apartments. Both of them exactly the same. They just doodle. Never holds a beat on the drums. Never plays along with a record. Never practices fulcrum or any sort of technique. Never improves. Bass dude never plays scales, never plays an interesting baseline, has no technique at all, just random plucking away. Not any kind of free thinking randomness either. I know both these guys and they nothing about music. Why don't they at least try to create some sort of structure, rhythm, or something semi-musical? It's like they're in ****ing kindergarten. I'm no musician but if I wanted to I would start by practicing scales or something. Seriously. WTF?
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What's up neighbour.
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Was just about to post along the lines of "Imagine what Frowny's neighbors must feel like?" But the man himself stole my punchline.
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Why you don't you kick their ass like a nongay bitch
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skin them alive
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Seriously, it works. |
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**** you're no longer invited to my bday party |
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All my neighbors do is blasting sh*tty music. Have they heard of headphones? 'cause they need 'em.
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Have sex with their dog.
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talentless neighbors
In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass
They’ve both been at it for a couple years I don’t even think they’ve met They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking. I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments. Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum I mean wtf??? |
Ive been banging my hands on my desk and knees for 20 yrs and i still suck. :(
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That’s wigged out I wrote almost exactly the same thing twice
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Tell them that they are great. Build up their spirits. Book them a gig and let the harsh reality of life crush their souls, as the crowd berates them. Problem solved.
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Hey, don't be too hard on them. They could be the next Shaggs :D
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I was going to say "I'm not your neighbor" but Frownland beat me to the self deprecating punch line.
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my neighbor listens to new age rock...
he was actually playing "danny brown's - Really doe" yesterday... ----------- |
The drummer was actually playing a recognizable rendition of Walk This Way
I cried it sounded so nice |
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Become an avant garde whistler. I do that **** at work and everyone loves it.
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Start singing whenever they play.
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Start singing "Baby One More Time".
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