Was was your most embarrassing phase?
 

..Excluding teenage phases, unless they were really notable. Please do include dress-related phases, too. (For instance, long long ago I used to be That Person who only wore wolf and wildlife conservation t-shirts with ill-fitting mom jeans and birkenstocks-- or combat boots with a knife sheath attached because I obviously needed a knife while roaming my safe suburban town. This phase came directly after the one where I dressed like Charlie Chaplin 24/7 and seriously considered joining a traveling carnival.)

10+ years of clinical depression also resulted in very interesting and embarrassing phases (see above), but I couldn't possibly choose the winner among those just yet.

Edit: I only just now realized I typed "was was" in the title. Oops. Must have been short-circuiting.

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I guess my answer to the question "What was your most embarrassing phase?" would be:
My whole life.

JNCOs/UFOs and deathmetal in 7th grade(?).. Fucking 90s.

Think 'Devvo'.

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You were one of them?

Yeah lol.

Excluding teenage phases? I don't think I've really gone through distinct phases as an adult.