Too late to the party, Plank! Hope you at least brought a bottle!

All I got is this bottle of liquid ChloroPhil, and some left over Phil Beer.

Late to the party or not, I lol'd*



*as people much younger than me would say #actyouragedamnit

I've just been too lazy to change it.

lol

glad I'm going gray instead of bald.
baldness is heinous.

My back hair is turning grey. What the **** even is that?

My grandfather went entirely white in the head before 35.
It seems I'm destined for the same.



Eh, ladies
Y'all good a with 25yo silver fox? Or whatever they're called>

They're called Steve Martins.