I've smoked heroin before ja. I did a lot of exploring in high school.

I don't know I do a lot of stupid ****. I one time in high school was stabbing the **** out of a binder with my pencil and the substitute teacher told me to sit down and I did saying, "oh, you stander hater" and the whole class room erupted in laughter and I didn't get it because it was just a stupid joke. Half way to my next class I realized it's because he was in a wheel chair.

Goddamn. Can you imagine how miserable subbing high school in a wheelchair would be?

Huh. Speak for yourself.

The dick thing has occurred with a lot of drugs, I think it's a stress thing. But ja too much dirty energy with that **** where your'e wanting to get back to normal but it takes a week to get really normal. I know how people get hooked: hook ups. I've seen so many dumb kids go on about this big bag of free meth that they got who go on staying up for weeks on the ****. I wish it wasn't so popular down here.

Nearly lost £100 matched betting because I put a stake on the wrong market (half time instead of full time). A goal in injury time turned that loss into a £40 profit.

It was this match - Chelsea 3-2 Shakhtar Donetsk - BBC Sport

I went out for a walk and some beer at half time once I realised I messed up. I needed to clear my head. Betting is stressful. When I came back in I saw the score and I thought I had only lost £5, I was relieved and went to bed. It wasn't until the next day when I checked thoroughly I realised I had made a profit of £40.

A great story I know.

Yeah, that dude was a complete ******* though so I don't feel too bad. I remember getting a college student sub who flirted with girls in my french class.

- Getting into a vehicle with 4 teenagers ripped on mushrooms (including the driver) when I was 15 years old. We made it 2 blocks before getting pulled over. Miraculously, the cop didn't notice that we were all high, even after shining his flashlight directly into our eyes, told all of us to get out and walk home (driver didn't have his full license, limits you to 1 passenger) and told the driver to drive home carefully. Oh Canada.

- Explored an unstable 115 year old abandoned gold mine alone a year or so ago, far out of cellular range, no GPS inside a mountain. Bent my truck frame on my way up the mountain. Reviewed another explorer's footage of the mine a week later and noticed that a huge section of the mine had collapsed between his visit and mine, a 6 month window.

- Have gotten away with two B&Es, though both buildings were unlocked. One was accidental, thought it was abandoned, turns out it was occupied by what sounded like a dying old man (house was trashed on the inside, doors missing from every room, tarps hung in their place), didn't stick around long enough to be seen, the other was too interesting to walk away and is one of my greatest stories, no regret there.

- Rode my dirt bike 30 or 40 km at highway speed with a loose axle nut and no cotter pin (high risk of rear wheel falling off).

Knowingly?

No that was accidental, didn't realize until I was at my destination (no cellular coverage or services nearby). Had no spare cotter pins with me, ended up jamming an Allen key in there and bending it over with a rock.