3-D Printing
 

Does anyone have any experience with 3-D printers? I watched some online videos about people 3-D printing their own firearms. Pretty bad ass. Just being able to 3-D print whatever parts you need to build things from the comfort of your own home seems pretty legit.

I think printing out lower receivers is illegal https://boxden.com/smilies/Qh2Vxfi.gif

Im not sure what I would need a printer for personal use. unless maybe a business that needs small parts wants to use plastic printed out for their parts over CNC parts.

I googled how to 3D print my cat once.

can you 3d print a 3d printer

I imagine they're damn expensive.

Can you 3D print money?

You can 2-D print bills that don't have security features.

So that would be a no, then. Hello? No, I'm sorry, we have to cancel the press conference. Yes, the Bank of Trollheart has gone into liquidation before it even began trading. Mmm? Yes, I think heads will roll!

Can I make a cast of my penis and use a 3D printer to manufacture my own line of dildos so that I could at least pretend I was getting laid?

Reduce your ***** budget by TWO THIRDS with the Batstabber.

There are 3D-scanners, so you wouldn't have to make a cast.

If I could afford both I'd be getting laid.

I have both at work.

there's a cast of batlord's cock at your work?

He uses it as a paperweight. It doesn't hold down much more than a few post-its though.

It's how I keep track of your sister's phone number.

Joke's on you: my sister can't use a phone and hasn't got one. Hey wait a minute! So THAT'S where all those obscene calls I keep getting in the small hours are coming from! That's MY phone, *******!!!

I didn't notice cause of your girly voice and love of talking about sucking my cock.

I'm into roosters, what can I say?

I compiled blueprints for 3-D printing all kinds of munitions [bullets, guns, gun parts, grenades]. Over 3 GB worth. It's hard to keep it online though. It keeps getting deleted.

I also have the blueprints to 3-D print a set of TSA master keys to unlock luggage and briefcases.

Aren't there way more creative things to do with a 3D printer than be a survivalist weirdo?

Like creating dildos?

Don't you ever wonder how you would fare when the shit hits the fan?

I'd rather get ****ed by a dildo than a bullet.

I'm not a prepper or survivalist, but I like to amass knowledge that would help me if a bad scenario ever came about.

And you aren't amassing dildoes? Just imagine how many cigarettes you could sell them for if the worst ever happens. Especially if they're my dildoes.

I think that the used dildo market will rapidly decline in the wake of the **** hitting the fan.

Just imagine how hard it will be to find willing gays who aren't selling that **** for way above current market value. The women will clearly always be a seller's market, assuming they're even given the option to sell.

Oh look, the goofy survivalist isn't thinking about anything but surviving. Must be a Christian.

Why not print up the sections of a nuclear bunker while you're at it?

Give me the blueprints and I'll add them to my collection.

Sorry, that's classified. Only I may survive the apocalypse. Then there'll be nobody left to laugh at my dad jokes. Wait ....

Cody Wilson, owner of the 3D-printed gun company Defense Distributed, arrested in connection to alleged sexual abuse of a minor.

https://abcnews.go.com/International...ry?id=57987314

Guess he couldn't print an alibi