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Trollheart 11-07-2017 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891431)
Jesus Christ her face is too small for her head and it's creeping me out!
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1891436)
About 1 or 2 sizes too small, yes, and it's only going to get worse if she gains weight.
I think she should just give up the pretence, flip open the panel in her head and reset the program for twenty years ago.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1891442)
10/10 joke. You just about changed the roast game
Mmmmm... roast game!

bulbasaur 11-07-2017 02:39 PM
i hope frownland and batlord are happy in their mid 50s

Mindfulness 11-07-2017 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1891407)
2017 quote of the year is:

Today I wore my blue shirt
I also have a grey one
It says Florida on it
My sister got it from Florida
*Cat with crossed paws jpeg*

- Mindfulness
https://boxden.com/smilies/2joXEtL.png

Neapolitan 11-07-2017 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891439)
*tries to imagine what Frowny and Bat will look like when they're in their mid 50s.... *
Why in the world are you doing that? Are you putting them as old men in your spank bank?

Chula Vista 11-07-2017 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1891695)
Why in the world are you doing that?
More hypocrisy. They're bagging on a chick who's now in her mid-50s, yet they are both not even close to being a prize in their 20s/30s.

ES is hotter than hell.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...4cfc6ca10f.jpg

Cuthbert 11-08-2017 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1891610)
Yes :cool:

The Batlord 11-08-2017 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891705)
More hypocrisy. They're bagging on a chick who's now in her mid-50s, yet they are both not even close to being a prize in their 20s/30s.

ES is hotter than hell.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...4cfc6ca10f.jpg
You're just mad cause you're an old man who looks like a deflated nutsack.

Frownland 11-08-2017 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891705)
More hypocrisy. They're bagging on a chick who's now in her mid-50s, yet they are both not even close to being a prize in their 20s/30s.
Oh man I forgot that Chula doesn't think I'm sexy, it sucks that I have to toss every opinion on a subjective matter like attractiveness.

Or maybe I can just keep on with my opinion that she has a weird face regardless of how hot Chula thinks I am. I've seen fine older ladies without weird faces so I think I might be justified here.

The Batlord 11-08-2017 10:00 AM
TBF I've always thought Alicia Silverstone was a ridiculous fox, so maybe she just hasn't aged well recently or it was just a bad pic.

Edit: After checking out some more recent pictures it would appear that she is a bit past her prime and has a bigger forehead than I ever realized, but that was also kind of the worst pic that could have been posted.

bulbasaur 11-08-2017 10:07 AM
weird discourse

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1891805)
we must all know who Bat would and would not have intercourse with
Would not?

Two guys wanted to make some beastiality porn so they asked Bat if he’d let a gorilla **** him for $20 and he said sure but he wouldn’t have the $20 until Friday.

The Batlord 11-08-2017 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891819)
Would not?

Two guys wanted to make some beastiality porn so they asked Bat if he’d let a gorilla **** him for $20 and he said sure but he wouldn’t have the $20 until Friday.
If I'm paying I should at least be the top.

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891825)
If I'm paying I should at least be the top.
We can try that but gorillas are full of surprises.

The Batlord 11-08-2017 10:57 AM
I mean my dick will actually be bigger so that'll be a plus.

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1891839)
whoa that twist
**** you.

Chula Vista 11-08-2017 01:44 PM
Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a snake was under it.

Trollheart 11-08-2017 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1891788)
Oh man I forgot that Chula doesn't think I'm sexy, it sucks that I have to toss every opinion on a subjective matter like attractiveness.

Or maybe I can just keep on with my opinion that she has a weird face regardless of how hot Chula thinks I am. I've seen fine older ladies without weird faces so I think I might be justified here.
I posted the picture, and I agree she looks awful.
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Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1891803)
weird discourse
Which course?
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1891805)
we must all know who Bat would and would not have intercourse with
Unrolls a list of blank paper....
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891819)
Would not?

Two guys wanted to make some beastiality porn so they asked Bat if he’d let a gorilla **** him for $20 and he said sure but he wouldn’t have the $20 until Friday.
****ing brilliant!
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891827)
We can try that but gorillas are full of surprises.
Especially when they're in the mist.
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891935)
Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a comic was under it.
Fixed

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891935)
Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a snake was under it.
That’s nawt a snaaaaaaake.

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 04:06 PM
Btw, who the **** is ES and don’t tell me the boomin granny in the pic. Who the **** is that?

The Batlord 11-08-2017 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891935)
Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a snake was under it.
I'd probably just **** the snake tbh.

rubber soul 11-08-2017 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1892002)
Btw, who the **** is ES and don’t tell me the boomin granny in the pic. Who the **** is that?

Elizabeth Shue, who was a popular actress for about a week around 1990.

Trollheart 11-08-2017 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1892002)
Btw, who the **** is ES and don’t tell me the boomin granny in the pic. Who the **** is that?
Google the picture, you lazy fu - oh. Yeah. Elizabeth Boot. Sorry, Shue. No, wait ...

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1892010)
Elizabeth Shue, who was a popular actress for about a week around 1990.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/95/cd/1...karate-kid.jpg

Thanks and damn.


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