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OccultHawk 11-12-2017 06:53 PM

Should I beat off before going to sleep?
 
I’m ****ed up so it might take a bit.

The Batlord 11-12-2017 06:55 PM

If you're drunk then just go to sleep. If after two beers you haven't jacked off then just write it off and touch yourself casually until the next day when you can bring it home.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-12-2017 06:57 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIQHjK2WsAApNLq.jpg

OccultHawk 11-12-2017 06:58 PM

I’m on some “stuff”

Mondo Bungle 11-12-2017 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1893634)
I’m on some “stuff”

I know where this is leading


Trollheart 11-12-2017 08:22 PM

Who is Off, and why do you feel the need to beat him before going to bed?

Trollheart 11-12-2017 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1893683)
Who is Off, and why do you feel the need to beat him before going to bed?

Nice one, TH.

SoundboardTerrorSquad 11-12-2017 09:22 PM

There's nothing more soothing than some warm milk after a late night beating session.

Thelonious Monkey 11-12-2017 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoundboardTerrorSquad (Post 1893701)
There's nothing more soothing than some chocolate milk after a late night beating session.

ftfy

The Batlord 11-12-2017 09:38 PM

I only drink strawberry milk after I masturbate cause it's the only thing that can get me hard again.

SoundboardTerrorSquad 11-12-2017 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey (Post 1893705)
ftfy

I prefer not to have diabetes after a jerk.

[MERIT] 11-12-2017 10:30 PM

You started this thread hours ago. Are you STILL debating? If in doubt, have a jerk.

[MERIT] 11-12-2017 10:31 PM

https://www.staples-3p.com/s7/is/ima..._sc7?$splssku$

Trollheart 11-13-2017 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1893721)
You started this thread hours ago. Are you STILL debating? If in doubt, have a jerk.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...nald_Trump.jpg

I think Occult is gong for the title of Shitposter of 2017. I'd vote for him.

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 10:06 AM

I fell asleep before I could make up my mind.

Cuthbert 11-13-2017 10:13 AM

The first three posts of this thread are glorious.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1893797)
The first three posts of this thread are glorious.

Yeah. It goes a little limp after that.


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