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The Batlord 12-07-2017 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1901658)
Slip a copy of Lolita in his casket.
kek

Akai 12-07-2017 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1901659)
Then you're a bigger man than me. When I was a younger man I was in a band with some close friends, years later one of them molested a 6-ish y/o family member of another member, infuriating all of us. I've never spoken to the molester since, 15-some-odd years later.
Don't blame you.

DwnWthVwls 12-07-2017 05:47 PM
I wouldn't go.. I'm putting that **** in my will or something that I'm to go straight to the science labs or thrown in the woods to rot. Stop wasting your time and emotional energy looking at my dead body and get on with your life. Why on earth people want the last time they ever see a person is in corpseform, looking fake and rubbery, has always dumbfounded me.

OccultHawk 12-07-2017 05:52 PM
Not to mention all that obligatory Jesusy ****.

rubber soul 12-07-2017 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1901833)
I wouldn't go.. I'm putting that **** in my will or something that I'm to go straight to the science labs or thrown in the woods to rot. Stop wasting your time and emotional energy looking at my dead body and get on with your life. Why on earth people want the last time they ever see a person is in corpseform, looking fake and rubbery, has always dumbfounded me.
It's so the mourners can say goodbye basically. Personally, though, they can put my body in a garbage can for all I care. It's not like I'm going to know what's going on once I'm dead anyway.

The Batlord 12-07-2017 06:17 PM
Just cremate me so I don't take up space and I don't care what the mourners do after that. I won't be there so it doesn't matter one bit how corny my funeral is.

Although I'll be sure to put in my will that they have to play some cringey song during my funeral just to troll them all. Ke$ha, ICP, or Manowar would be ideal.

DwnWthVwls 12-07-2017 06:20 PM
This:

Cuthbert 12-07-2017 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1901840)
Just cremate me so I don't take up space and I don't care what the mourners do after that. I won't be there so it doesn't matter one bit how corny my funeral is.

Although I'll be sure to put in my will that they have to play some cringey song during my funeral just to troll them all. Ke$ha, ICP, or Manowar would be ideal.
:D

I can imagine the Batcoffin being carried in as 'wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy' plays and everyone has a face like 'wtf?'

Akai 12-07-2017 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1901840)
Just cremate me so I don't take up space and I don't care what the mourners do after that. I won't be there so it doesn't matter one bit how corny my funeral is.

Although I'll be sure to put in my will that they have to play some cringey song during my funeral just to troll them all. Ke$ha, ICP, or Manowar would be ideal.

The Batlord 12-07-2017 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1901842)
:D

I can imagine the Batcoffin being carried in as 'wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy' plays and everyone has a face like 'wtf?'
I'm thinking ICP's "Cotton Candy".

Quote:
I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in
I couldn't turn it out
She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth"


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