MB Awards 2017 [THE FAKE EDITION]
 

Don't disappoint me.

***giest MB Member: [MERIT]

Member most likely to be confused with bbcode - [MERIT]

Most likely duo to film a gay porn video together just for the fun of it: Froundland & The Batlord

most disappointed memer - [MERIT]

Member most likely to steal your lunch money: [MERIT]

Most committed to anti-capitalism - elphenor because OH has capitals in his username

Most

Most Likely to Get Triggered By a Post - Goofle

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Most Likely to Join the Hitler Youth - no one I swear

Most likely to get his black belt in The Hitler Youth: [MERIT]

Most likely to call [Emergency Services] because an object "somehow" got stuck in their anus: The Batlord

Most likely to pay by writing a check in the grocery line: Chula Vista

Most Meritous Member - [MERIT]
Only member to use brackets in his username - [MERIT]
Member who uses the most capital letters - [MERIT]
Special Award of Merit - [MERIT]

LOL. This just happened to me yesterday. When it was my time I asked the kid how often people write checks. He said he works 8 hour shifts and probably does 800 transactions a day, and every other day some prick writes a check. They hate it. It's like a cog in the wheel.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Wouldn't a cog in the wheel be a good thing? Was Chula talking about a wrench or something?

I buy CDs when an artist only has a CD and I really want to support their music or if I want to listen to it in a car without aux (hanging out with a lot of stoners means old and cheap cars).

Sincere one

Most likely to practice what he preaches: Chula

Most likely to provoke a 20-page digression about circumcision: pansy gayboy 69

Trying to make genital mutilation go mainstream? ;)

Best Ori: bulbasaur
Best Lord of Bats: Trollhawk
Most Likely to Use a Guitar to Jerk Off: Frownland

The member most likely to have sax with a musical instrument: Frownland
The member most likely to tackle a crazed fan who jumps onstage: Goofle
The member most likely to be the crazed fan who jumps onstage and gets tackled while dry humping Ke$ha's leg: The Batlord
The member most likely to be the Babushka Lady present during the Kennedy assassination: [Merit]
The member most likely to go on about owning a coffee grinder: Grindy
The member most likely to think Captain Marvel was Irish: MicShazam!
The member most likely to do the Irish jig when he signs onto Music Banter: Trollheart
The member most likely to sing The Wanton Song at a Chinese restaurant: Chula Vita

most likely to give his friends a copy of his album as a christmas present - Frownland

You're right Batty. A cog in the wheel/machine is just being part of something. A wrench or a spanner in the wheel - well, it's not quite right either is it? He would have to say works or something. Spanner/wrench in the works. Must be all that cheque writing...
Jurassic Mart! :laughing:
Also, you're offended by just about anything.

It's like you don't even know who I am any more. :(
Especially the ones he doesn't like.
:)

Finally someone figures out my username.

The member most likely to leave immediately following a surprise return: Mord

^ HaHa!
Mord: member most likely to turn up in a newspaper headline about some cult, Waco-style hold out with the police

Especially the friends he doesn't like? :confused:

Male Frenemies. The ones who compliment your dick to your face, but make fun of your ass behind your back.

You surely have friends you don't .... oh sorry. That was very insensitive of me, wasn't it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship

Most Fun to Discuss Math and Science With: Frownland, DwnWthVwls, and Xurtio.

Most likely to appear when you've forgotten all about him: riseagainstrocks

I had no idea that you were a fan! Or DWV and Xurtio for that matter

https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/album/psychedelicious

I'm not clicking that link because I'm afraid it will lead to one of your albums.

It goes to one of Mondo's.

Somebody bungled it.

A legitimate and understandable precaution.