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"This is not going to fit into what your fantasy of what a wizard is." Also (because you're all doctors and all) I keep having strange chest pains (once per minute, roughly, lasting maybe four seconds or so each time), more toward the left side. It feels worse when I'm lying down. If I had to compare it to something, I'd say it feels like there's a small burrowing creature digging around a small area. It's not a sharp pain exactly. Am I dying? |
Are you stoned?
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No. I rarely smoke, actually.
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Are you feeling better this morning?
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Sounds like a parasite.
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Or gas.
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Well, naturally when I first felt it I immediately thought back to various old episodes of that Monsters Inside Me show with the giant grotesque parasites.
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No, no, I was probably just cursed by a witch at birth or something (causing my heart to slowly transform into a gnarled & black seeping mass that will gradually spread throughout my body and kill me)
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