Kiiii and I are a thing
 

am i doing this right?

Yes you are. Good job!

for the first time in my life, i feel a sense of relief.

Don't worry, it'll pass.

at least it's something to look forward to.

Yes. The first step to finding love is to love yourself.

Well, I'm ****ed.

You can do better.

Jokes on you though. Batlord has been in a relationship with his right hand man for way longer. He deserves this novelty thread more than you.

Pamela is always there for me and never talks (back), which is pretty important for a long term relationship. Seriously, you women think way too much of your vocal chords.