The Godzilla Thread
 

There literally is not a Godzilla thread. Seriously. As a lifelong fan of Godzilla movies this is a subject near and dear to my heart, but I've in the last few days watched the first Gojira movie, which is amazing and way more nihilistic than many Western fans might expect, and am now watching the most recent Japanese Godzilla movie from 2016, Shin Godzilla, directed by the ****ing guy who did Evangelion. Pretty great movie in a lot of ways, even if the the special effects are dubious. Like, I don't know if you people are aware, but Japan basically makes a Godzilla movie a year, and has been doing so since the fifties. There are a lot of these ****ing things, and they have eras and ****.

So let's talk about Godzilla movies.

Eat a dick, Mittens.

I mean seriously though the Simpsons and Family Guy can go **** themselves in a Godzilla thread.

I got nothin' man. Never saw a Godzilla movie. Ever.
(Waits for the backlash)
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Wait wut? Bruh, I don't know what things you think about Godzilla movies, but you need to chuck them out the window and go see the sci fi masterpiece that is Gojira. Preferably in Japanese.

I know nothing about Godzilla movies. Haven't you been listening? I never saw one. All I know is he's some giant lizard that comes out of the sea and menaces Japan for some reason. The Chinese probably love him. If the Allies had made a pact with him WW2 would have been over without the need for Enola Gay. :D

You should watch Office Space.

But it's because of Enola Gay that Godzilla exists in the first place. He was created from radiation. Of course, Godzilla could also be my step sister-in-law too :D

Originally he was actually a pre-existing species driven from the deep ocean by nuclear tests in the Pacific. He was simply dosed with a massive amount of radiation.