Halt die Fresse.

*Halt die fresse.

Sometimes ppl say words with their mouths when they're near me. I'm not sure what to infer but its annoying.

There's this weird old man in a brown jacket that always mumbles angry, undecipherable words when he walks past me. I think he has tourettes. Or maybe he just hates the way I look.

But generally, I hate when strangers say things to me that they don't want me to respond to. I've met so many rude idiots. Some guy even threw a bottle after me. I piss people off, apparently.

What really annoys me as a big brained smart guy is that when I'm lost in thought and someone starts talking to me. It takes me a second for me to realize that you're talking, then it takes me a second to realize that you're talking to me, and by the time I'm all caught up on the fact that some communication is occurring between me and another human, they're almost done saying what they're trying to tell me. Just get my attention first you ****in idiots.

# <-Bat's joke
O <-your head

I feel like I do something like this all the time. I always walk around, immersed in my own thoughts. Then, when someone talks to me and I didn't expect anyone to do so, I usually blurt out some inane/confounding half-reply because I wasn't mentally ready to have a conversation.

Then I do a mental facepalm and sigh.

My comment was a sort of rambly half reaction to what that Batman guy said. I'm not even aware of what's going on in the preceeding comments ffs!

Sorry.

No. Apology not accepted. Go stick your penis in a pencil sharpener. Then I will forgive you.

Edit: Penis is not a censored word?! Yay! I'm gonna exploit the hell out of this discovery!

That's batman to you.




Although literally all of my disposable income is spent at bars. I suppose it might be a more fitting SN.