Definately need to breath.

That one bothers me alot.

Ah, the mythical Alot.

Hey! How's it going?

Saying "basically" every sentence

"To my ears..."

You mean you listen to music with your ears? NOOOOOOOOOOO

If you're talking about how art/entertainment affects you, you don't need to preface every sentence with some variant of "Just an opinion, but..." every five seconds

If someone mentions some element of a song that you personally don't hear in it, just say "I don't hear that," instead of ****ing "Well, my friend, to my ears, I simply cannot find that that particular thematic wah wah wah"

When I say to my ears, I mean that I'm listening to it on my half-broken laptop speakers at 25% volume.

It's implicit in the fact that you're Frownland.

lol i say a variant of that. doesn't move me inside but i could switch that up and say Doesnt make my junk wiggle
When i subjectively dont like something that objectively i cant really fault idk how else to rationally explain why i dont dig it.

Using the word 'daddy' in a sexual way.