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Trollheart 04-09-2018 06:20 AM


Cuthbert 04-09-2018 06:23 AM

I've never seen one either.

Lisnaholic 04-09-2018 07:12 AM

^ Well, you're not missing out on much. I first saw one when I was about 35 years old and it's surprising how quickly curiosity turns into disgust. That's why I will not be clicking on Trollheart's link, thank you very much.

Trollheart 04-09-2018 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1939484)
^ Well, you're not missing out on much. I first saw one when I was about 35 years old and it's surprising how quickly curiosity turns into disgust. That's why I will not be clicking on Trollheart's link, thank you very much.

Dont worry, Lis: they're cartoons. And it's funny too.

The Batlord 04-09-2018 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939480)
I've never seen one either.

Pictures really can't do justice to how revolting it is to see one skittering across your floor at half the speed of light. And yeah, it's a crime against nature that they can fly.

Trollheart 04-09-2018 11:35 AM


The Batlord 04-09-2018 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1939551)

Why is this funny? I'm looking for a joke but I see nothing. Wait, "Roachford"? Haha. Ha. Ha. Die.

Cuthbert 04-09-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939539)
Pictures really can't do justice to how revolting it is to see one skittering across your floor at half the speed of light. And yeah, it's a crime against nature that they can fly.

That is chilling.

The Batlord 04-09-2018 12:10 PM

It's almost worse that they can't fly particularly fast, because while they're fast enough to escape death if given a few seconds head start, the site of a flying cockroach anti-majestically rising into the air with all the horror of worms in animal excrement will make you recoil in panic so that they may very well be able to disappear into the gap of a cupboard.

Frownland 04-09-2018 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939578)
the site of a flying cockroach

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